My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.
im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
but why is the guy wearing a hoodie
Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.
"how can we improve these titles?"
I love the ‘bear and the bow’
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
This is the Ayam Cemani, an Indonesian breed of chicken.
What makes it awesome? Well, it’s black. Absolutely, utterly, black. Black feathers. Black skin and nails. Well, that’s cool right? Well, it also has black muscles, and black bones, and organs that are so dark they are almost black.
This is literally a chicken that is entirely black inside and out.
Only their blood isn’t blood, but even so it is way darker than the blood of other animals.
How bad ass is that?
warning: do not bring your canadian into warm climates their blood is made of ice and will melt into maple syrup under extensive heat
I’m bouncing off the walls! If there’s anything I love as much as Disney, it’s weddings! I’m so excited the new Alfred Angelo Disney Princess 2014 collection is out!
Found here :)
Which one is your favorite!?
The second to last one, Snow White, is gorgeous and elegant. Love it!!
does your signature just like happen to you once you adult
So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge. I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing. You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature
I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.
The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention